Satanic Panic Soy Candle - 8 oz.
Ever find yourself panicking about Satan? Wondering if you’re going to get dragged off one night and find yourself at the whim of a bloodthirsty cult wearing hoods and chanting Latin proverbs? You’re not in a movie, don’t worry - you’re a victim of the Satanic Panic!
Beginning in the 1980s, the Satanic Panic spread around the world as a result of the book Michelle Remembers, in which a Canadian psychiatrist used a highly discredited practice called “recovered-memory therapy” to make claims that his patient (and future wife - yes, we’re serious) had suffered ritualistic horrors at the hands of Satanists. The publication led to more than 12,000 documented allegations of Satanic and widespread conspiracy theories about government involvement, new world orders, and a secret cabal of wealthy elites (sound familiar?).
We’re not about to open that can of worms over here at The Conspiracy Candle Company (because man, some of those rabbit holes go really deep and super dark), so instead, we made a candle. Go team!
Unlike the horrible things mentioned about the Satanic Panic, our Satanic Panic 100% soy wax candle smells like ripe red (maybe even, dare we say, blood red?) strawberries, juicy raspberries, midnight jasmine, and dark plums. It smells so good, in fact, you might start wanting to dawn a few hooded black robes for yourself and speaking in Latin backwards.
(Please don’t dawn hooded black robes and start speaking in Latin backwards. That’s super creepy.)
Burn time is approximately 50 hours.